She'd invited Tila Tequila to be the "third" in our relationship and it just wasn't working for me.
I started to explain my dismay that she'd pick Tila over Jennifer Nettles or Mariska Hargitay when she hollered back from downstairs: "Hey, babe, I really want to hear all about it, but I'm late for work. Tell me tonight?"
When I finally got out of bed a half hour later, I realized why she was running late:
...and my last card...a homeade card....
For those wondering what kind of Valentine's Day cards April bought....you shouldn't be surprised by the theme:
They even came with temporary tattoos - and who doesn't want their significant other covered in soccer balls, footballs and baseballs on a day of love?
I actually love the cards, especially given we just had a discussion about kid's Valentine's Day cards. I used to pick out Princess cards and April picked sports or Spiderman cards every time.
So, see, they were perfect.
I have a little surprise of my own for April. She'll find it the second she opens her car door at work :)