It never ends.
April found another phrase to jack up.
After a long afternoon at the Lasik Eye Center (I'm considering laser surgery), April proceeded to give me a hard time about not having master negotiating skills.
She's truly a master. She negotiated $3k off her surgery a few years ago and proved me wrong when I worried she'd end up with the office janitor slicing on her eyes.
During my appointment, we got them to come down $1k, but no more. Apes said it was because I came across too interested.
When I begged to differ, she rolled her eyes and said:
"Chill out. I'm just giving you beef."
Cue quizzical look.
It took me a few minutes to figure this one out.
She didn't even bother to look embarrassed.